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Wednesday, November 18

You wanna put that WHERE?

Yo.
So I've been trying for like 30 minutes to get these 5 videos from Facebook on this post. BUT, I can’t...all I can do is include the link. [This will be at the bottom of the post]These guys have made a little show on facebook. It's HILARIOUS. Seriously, the shit it just too funny and I wanted to share it with my followers to get your comments. [WARNING: The following post will get a little nasty...vulgar, and if you don’t like reading about things dealing with sex...take yo ass on to the next blog. Still here? Ok, you've been warned!]Anywho in their latest episode they talked about swallowing nutt! And they said if you don’t swallow then it's their right to nutt on the girls face.


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WTF?
Dude...are you serious? Now in this blog I try not to discuss sex so much because...well hell because I have some nosey people that I know who follow my blog. And I don’t want them all to know my business. And sex should be left behind closed doors. Left in the room with those two people. Anywho...I wish a nigga would. Like fareal. I don’t have too many limitations during sex, but that one...that one is a HELL NO. Aint gone never ever happen thing. Ugh. I’m not going to comment on the swallowing part. BUT if a female doesn’t swallow and the guy makes it his business to nutt on her face without permission...Hold on, Rewind that. If I don’t swallow and a guy makes it his business to nutt on MY face without permission [which they would never have] they better expect some damn drama. I’m getting up cutting a nigga, and the dick is gone be the first victim. This whole "cum on a bitch face" thing has always bothered me. When I watch flicks and see that shit I always have to turn away. Its sooo...Ugh, just ugh. I cringe when I see it, thinking "Ughhh, if all that was on my face...Ugh."! That's something I aint gone EVER get with. I understand making sacrifices and shit, but even if my husband wanted to do that, I couldn’t go there. No sir, you will not spill your "baby batter" [As Simone calls it] on my face. Hell no. It gets in their eyes and shit...Ugh, why do people get off seeing that? Guys? Ladies who will let it happen? Why in the hell is that a turn on?!
 Anywho they also talked about how one of the top ten females lies is “I don’t suck dick.". ! I laughed sooo hard on that episode. And I hear that soo often. Now I don’t see a problem with oral. At all. But there are a lot of women who say they don’t suck dick or wont when they are in public...but soon as they behind closed doors...SMH! I almost understand where they coming from when they deny it though. "Dicksucker" is used as a degrading term. So if called one the girl automatically jumps to her defense by saying " I don’t" and blah blah blah blah. Ugh, I hate to hear it though. I mean I’m sure some of them aren’t lying...but the majority who say it...they are. Now, dont get me wrong. Some people will say " Lady's dont air their buisness". And I'm with you on that...100%. but Not answering or responding to that type of question and lying about it is totally different. [Avoid the question all together, people dont need to be in your bedroom...but dont lie about it!!]I remember once senior year this girl in class asked me and the bestie a question. She called us over to the table and said "I’m trying to tell him....Tell him black girls don’t suck dick. Don’t ya'll think that’s nasty?"...Me and the bestie looked at each other. "Well, I don’t see a problem with it." “Me either"...She looked at us and was like “Ughhh. Well, something wrong with yall, Black girls dont do that. Something wrong with us? Um...cause we being real? Because we don’t see a problem with it...something wrong with us. Where in the hell did she get "Black girls don’t suck dick."? Why is that broken down to a race thing? SO white girls are the ones known for sucking dick? Is it because they won’t easily lie about it like black women? Just sayin'....! But I get where the ones who lie about it are coming from. One time a guy friend made a comment to a bestie about a note she wrote on facebook. In the note it had a line that said something about someone complementing her head skills...about how her head game was cold or some shit. [But the note was about love...and cheating...I think? She deleted it because some drama came from it.] And she asked the guy friend did he like her note and he said “It let everybody know you suck dick.”! Dude? Seriously...that wasn’t even the point of the note...and so fuckin’ what!! Yo girl suck yo dick on a daily and you brag about it...but when she write it...it makes her a bad person. Yea, I kinda get where girls come from when they deny that they do it. Because some people will look down on them...even some guys. Bullshit ass hypocrites. It's just sex...grow the fuck up. Anywho, this post is no offense to anything people decide to do or don’t decide to do sexually. Just letting out a few of my opinions. Yeap...until next time...TOODLES! :)

[Before clicking the links: They do discuss adult content in the video..so like I said above if you do like hearing about sex dont click on them. And ladies they do use the word "bitch"...some might find them disrespectful...! WARNED!]

Episode 1
Episode2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5

14 comments:

Secretia said...

A great post, Robyn. And you are right, they Lie!

Secretia

[Meech] said...

Cumming on somebodys face is just demeaning. Like, its just not classy. I know I wouldnt kiss someone with my 'baby batter' all over there face! EWWWWW

Supastarrr said...

i agree w| meech. It reminds me of "golden showers" (wheretheydothatat?!). And I guess some women lie b|c they don't want people looking at them differently. A guy will find out their dirty secret sooner or later lol. And I used to hear those black girl/white girl stereotypes in high school too. I remember one of my black friends brought it up saying how only white girls are supposed to do this that && the other. My reply was somewhere along the lines of, "well don't get mad if he leaves your ass for a becky."

her . said...

Ooh Wee i definately agree.

im not one of those that deny i do or have but i will quickly say i dont do it to everybody. NO hoe here. but you are right. its just sex. its no different when guys brag about getting it than when females say they sucked him off before doing it. i think it just depends on how secure the female is in herself. i dont see how females can be open about all the niggas they slept with but expect anybody to believe they never sucked a little dick or even tried it. smirk.

and the nutting on the face ! hell no ! "I’m getting up cutting a nigga, and the dick is gone be the first victim." <--- lol i was dying ! like she know she a honest fool for that one. ( : my thought exactly.

loved the post,

madd love.

Reem! said...

So....I def do not want any cum on my damn face! Fuck the saying,"It'll make ur skin clearer!" Um....hell no!If I don't like u enough to swallow I don't know where the hell ur gonna put it....hell I suppose in ur hand or stomach or whatever....but it is demeaning and degrading. And on porns its just plain disgusting...ugh it looks like they're crying white tears or something! YUCK!

Reem! said...

Oh yea and there is def nothing wrong with giving someone pleasure! I mean I don't think it's ok to brag about it, but don't blatantly lie! Giving pleasure is just something that adds on to the sexual experience. Actually I think that it's a must!

juiceegal said...

First i love love your blog.
Okay back to the post. Jeezing on my face is just fucking disrespectful..wth??? so because i'm not gonna swallow, does that give you the right to cum all over my face??? hisss.
Guys and their trifling double standard asses. They are mad....and that babe that said black girls don't give head must be sniffing some cheap crack cuz thats a big lie.

m1ke said...

i think spraying a sister's face is disrespectful but i think it's alright if she likes it. I think it's hypocritical that some girls lie about head giving even some so called GOOD ones gat the best skills. Nice post

Don said...

You have me over here DYING. LOL! This post was funny as hell. I don't know if you meant it this way, BUT it was.

I hate that I couldn't view either video - no Facebook account. But I appreciate the laughs, and "dap" for not having a problem with pleasing a man. As a man, we HONOR women such as yourself. LOL.

Don said...

And never let a man Superman you - that is some nasty looking ish.

RoByn LaTice said...

Secretia- Yes, They do! Thanks!

Meech- Good to hear! Ughh, its soo nasty!

Supastarr- lmao! If he leave your ass for a becky! Lmao--I'm thinkn of Plies song for some od reason!

her.- lol, well i would have to cut someone fareal. And yes agreed. I guess it depends on how secure the woman is. lol

Reem- Lmao, crying white tears..lol, them some thick ass tears. & yes ma'am agreed. Dont go bragging but nothing wrong with a lil pleasure. Definitely a must!

Juicee- she definitely probably is. Cheap crack..lol! & Thanks for reading!

Mike- Very hypocritacal. Ughh! And Thanks!

Don- Lmao. I wont ever let any man superman me..definitely aint gotta worry about that. And yea, i was trying to put my opinion in a funny yet real way. lol, glad you enjoyed it!

SEWING STARDOM said...

i like ur blog it's different. nice work

NightFall914 said...

LMAO!!!!
Dead!!
Y'all ladies are so cute.

RoByn LaTice said...

Aww. Thanks! :)