Let me speak hood to you..

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Hello Lovelies. Today was absolutely wonderful. I mean I am still suffering through my withdrawals...but today was just beautiful. I’m in a REALLY good mood...but for some reason I still feel like ranting about something. If you don’t like to read my shit talking...move the fuck on...Ok? Anywho, My cousin and I were having a conversation. He told me that I had changed...turned into a "white girl" since we moved out of his "hood". Of course I’m like what the hell? Skin check...Still looks brown to me. He said that the way I talk makes me white. He said “You’re from the hood...so where the fuck you get that shit from? I talk like this cause I’m from the same place as you...and this how we talk." Um, excuse me? So because I grew up in the hood I'm supposed to have a certain vocabulary? I hate when people use "growing up in the hood" as an excuse for their choice of dialect. Ridiculous if you ask me. I don’t think that because you grew up in a certain area that you should dumb down your whole demeanor to fit in with them,Make up dumb ass words and say it in a dumb ass slurred tone...Nope. That is not a sufficient argument. Talking as if you’re illiterate is not an option for me and should not be to those in the hood. When has that every been a good excuse for anything?

..And then I’m fake because I grew up in the hood and talk like I have some damn sense? I mean what the fuck am I supposed to sound like? Like I have very little education? Like all I have going for me is street smarts? No thanks I don’t want to be one of the ratchets. One of the bitches you listen to and try to decipher what the fuck she is talking about. Nope...that shit is for birds! It doesn’t take much to add subjects and verbs in fucking sentences. It doesn’t take much to pronounce a word correctly. And it never hurts to expand your vocabulary. White girl my ass...I speak like I’m educated. Yes, I have something to prove...I don’t like people looking at me and thinking I'm just another dumb ghetto bitch when I open my mouth to speak. Ughh, this type of conversatin always bothers me. Because at the end the other person always argues that I think Im better than the hood..from which I was made. & I know better..I just would like others to do better! Feel me? lol...Toodles!

 

Tat that pussy up...wth?

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Ok, now off that depressing shit. Thanks to all my lovely followers. Ive been going through my shit...and now Im feeling a tad bit better. My "Flaw" post will be a continuous thing and yes anyone who wants to use the idea can! :) I'm glad I can inspire and uplift some of you with my random post! Your feedback means sooo much too me. I'm trying to get caught back up on things in the Blog World. Sorry for my absence. Anywho...I came to talk about one specific thing that just urks the hell out of me.

My sister was telling me about how one of her friends [a senior in high school] went and got a tattoo on her bikini line that read "{enter her boyfriends name here}"! They are not married..nor engaged. Havent even been dating for a full year and she went and got his name tatted. Did he get her name on him somewhere?...HELL NAW! I fuckin' hate when people do dumb shit like that. Too many times I've seen this and I just think its the silliest decision a young girl can make. I understand that it is always a way to get it removed but why do tht to your body? WHY do people go out and do this? To prove to their mates how much they love them? To show that they are the only ones in that pussy? Why go that far for someone who isnt willing do the same? And when he leaves..when something goes wrong your stuck with his name damn near on your pussy. Smh, complete sillilness. The only way I can see it being ok to get his name tatted is if he puts a ring on it...and you have a marriage license in hand! Then and only then is that ok! There are not enough words I can say to truley show how disgusted I am with this whole concept. Smh at these silly hoes! [If you are one of them...please explain why you got it?]....Smh! Toodles!

Ghetto Poem--wtf is malt likka & bar ba q? -lol

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Hello everyone. This is just another random post, nothing to discuss in general. I was reading someones blog and had to post this....! It is the ghetto-est poem I've ever read. I'm all for recieving poetry from guys but this? This...Im pretty sure I could do without. Hella funny though. Enjoy! :)

Ghetto Poem:

Gurl I love you, straight up fa sho

Or I wouldna told them ova girls not to call me no mo
I knewed it was true, da first day I seent you
Why you thank I do, the thangs I do?

Rememba ha I usta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Likka and Bar Ba Q?
I gave you a bubble baff and fed you grapes
cuz dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety eight.

Romantic evenins afta dark
Skreet light walks around da park
Like the very first time you had came ova my house.

And you got all skerd cuz that roach was on yo timbs
I was right there wit a can o' spray
to be yo super man and save da day.

I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club...
Don't knock ova dos candles and burn up my rug!
And dat night we made luv for a long little bit of time
I hope you got yours, cuz I shole nuff got mine!
I woke up early and made you breffix in bed
Sep for I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereal and was fresh outta milk.
so we had some toast and some tato chips.
I use to rub lotion on ya feets and massage ya back
I found you some glue when you lost one of yo tracks.

Now what man you knowed
ever loved you like dis?
Gurl please just take my name
off dat chile support list.


lol, seriously this is soo funny to me. Anywho. Toodles!