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Thursday, April 15

Phone Sex :X..blah!

Yo.
So a fellow blogger,Khaki, is having a "30 Day Quest to Phone Sex" over on her blog--> [*Not All Baltimore Chicks are Stupid*]. She's attempting to perfect her lack of skills at phone sex. Swear it is hella entertaining...and if you haven’t checked her blog out...What the hell are you waiting for?


Anywho her post got me thinking on the whole phone sex thing...and how much I totally despise it! The purpose of phone sex is an alternative form of pleasure when you’re not really in that person’s presence. But for me...that shit does nothing but leave me irritated as hell. I used to participate just for the satisfaction of the guy...It used to be interesting to hear their reactions...and the shit they say to continue my "fantasy" I’m describing at the moment. I assume they all just love hearing the nasty fantasy filled words escaping my mouth. They enjoy the fake moaning, the thought that I’m actually masturbating while on the phone...I always wondered were the guys on the other side really jacking off to the sound of my voice. Well my slightly altered voice. *Softened voice, light moans building to loud moans...as if dick were really being delivered to me.*Or were they acting like me? Either way...they enjoyed it, and I'd like to think I was damn good at it. My moans alone would leave me in a state ready to...*clears throat*, ... I mean I have a way with my words that could make any freak horny....

*excerpt from the OTHER blog:*
Hello, My name is [insert alter ego name here], Ms.Extacee if you nasty. Would you like a quickie? --Excuse me, I meant would you like to fuck me senseless?...Ready?.....

Go.
[Insert the nasty beggining that I think is too raunchy for this blog]....
Let me put my pretty pussy on your face. Mmmm, yes that's right daddy [mami] , lick it like you own it. Stick that tongue in deep, flick it rapidly over my clit...and don’t forget to slightly nibble. Yes, I love that shit. Show me that you have the skills I yearn for. Make sure you grip my ass, roughly...Please. Oooooh, dig your nails into my ass....[continued with the extra raunchyness.]

& those are the cleanest line I could find on that post. Point proven?...Anywho,Back to the point!
I enjoyed phone sex the firsttime i tried it. It was a bit awkward but I wasnt the one doing all the talking, he basically just wanted to hear me moan. Interesting..but then it just got really boring for me. The constant request to have phone sex...the constant irritation I am left with & the pleasure I am left without. Why participate in something that makes me crave dick even more...just to hear the sound of someone’s voice while you’re supposedly pleasing yourself? And some have talked up some extra nasty shit [Yes, I love nasty!]...leaving me moist and ready to walk to get the dick.

I no longer participate in phone sex...If the only thing I get from it is left in an even worse horny position than I started...I just see no point. You want an alternative? How about I send a few pics...or a video? But as far as that phone sex thing, I retired a while ago...so sorry bruh, call a hotline or some other shit. What are your thoughts on phone sex? To participate or not to participate?...Ok, Toodles!

10 comments:

F said...

lol!!! NOT TO PARTICIPATE!!! I totally agree... It just gets you worked up for no reason... I really think if you are not fucking, THEN YOU ARE NOT FUCKING. SKYPE SEX, PHONE SEX, SEXTING... THAT SHIT IS NOT SEX. Full stop.

Tzitzi said...

I don't think I could do it. Two reasons; I'd be embarrassed and I'm not really a sexual being, sorta. Lmao

But I could see how it could just make someones hornyness blow up even more, haha

My first love tried to get me to watch Best Sex Ever over the phone with him once. I was fourteen. -_- I was like, tf? Lol

I switched my computer brain. Yay :

Shay said...

Booo to phone sex & any other form of sexual activity that doesnt involve contact . *rolls eyes* I HATE IT ALL lol

forever.original said...

... I always send my bf pics lol but i hate when i recieve them. I dont want to see it, i'll send them but I dont want to recieve.

So, if he hard and he knows he can't have me. He shouldnt have been thinkin bout it that hard, especially if he at work.

lol funny times.

JStar said...

I am with Forever on this...I send pics and have had phone sex many times....But yea, I faked it the majority of the time...It was for him....

khaki la'docker said...

oh, so thats what i was i supposed to say LMAO - dude, i was way off.

khaki la'docker said...

oh, so thats what i was i supposed to say LMAO - dude, i was way off.

NC17 said...

wait... girls are suppose to get something out of phone sex too? *scratches head confused and ashamed*

Bubbles said...

LOL
at the comment above me!
I hate phone sex

S Jones Aka Shirley said...

Yea I Have A Lack Of Imagination So Phone Sex Would Do Nothing For Me. I've Tried It When I Was Younger (A Virgin) But I Ended Up Feeling Used And Unsatisfied To The Tenth Power! Now That I'm Older I Haven't Ever Had Phone Sex With Boyfriends Cuz Its Pointless When I Cud Simply Drive To Where They Are To Get It Poppin.